i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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