Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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