my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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