Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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