At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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