I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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