Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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