He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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