I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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