theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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