well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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