I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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