Three words: puerto rican gang bang
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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