Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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