i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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