whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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