Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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