I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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