I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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