he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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