i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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