Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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