so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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