love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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