What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think I sprained my soul last night
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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