Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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