I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
