yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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