Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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