god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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