omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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