can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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