on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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