Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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