Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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