Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
did i just pee glitter
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