I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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