yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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