I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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