Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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