don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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