Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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