If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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