shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have post one night stand depression
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
