get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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