my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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