Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you didnt know i had herpes?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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