the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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