DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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