When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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