When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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