Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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