Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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