I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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