Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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