he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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